Mom finally thinks Jeb Bush is cool

February 18, 2016 News Desk 0

Republican presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has finally received the support of his mother. After years of feeling embarrassed, Barbara Bush now thinks her lamest son is ready to make a real run for president. “I […]

MLB plans to “stimulate” fans

March 6, 2014 News Desk 0

Major League Baseball has unveiled a pilot program to improve the fan experience at games this season by offering high-quality amphetamines at the turnstile. Fans will be able to choose from a variety of amphetamines […]

Homegrown porn not Canadian enough

March 6, 2014 News Desk 0

Canadian porn producers may have a reason to celebrate after the CRTC told a group of Canadian porn channels they are failing to meet Canadian content requirements. The CRTC says channels owned by Toronto-based Channel […]

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