Etobicoke man dies in Hwy 427 crash
OPP say a 46-year-old Etobicoke man has died in a fatal crash on Highway 427 early on Mar. 6. The man was driving southbound in a Dodge Caravan shortly after 12:40 a.m. when he struck […]
Month: March 2014
“Humphrey” is his name, cute is his game
The world’s most famous polar bear cub finally has a name. The Toronto Zoo announced this morning that the roly-poly little guy is officially Humphrey Piujuq. His second name, pronounced “Piu”, is a traditional Inuit […]
Cheese sandwich lands two-year-old a three-day suspension
Two-year-old Faith Murray has been suspended from her daycare for three days after bringing a cheese sandwich to school with her on Mar. 3 in Ottawa. The Centre de l’enfant aux 4 Vente daycare has […]
BMO field to add 10,000 seats
Plans for the expansion of the BMO soccer stadium, home to the Toronto Football Club, were announced at a public meeting at Exhibition Place Mar. 5. The stadium currently houses 20,000 seats and the expansion […]
Vancouver police focus on gangs not pot
The Vancouver police department has told the federal government that it will not prioritize enforcement of the new medicinal marijuana laws at the expense of other pressing issues. The new law will make it illegal […]
National defence minister to apologize for cheque
National Defence Minister Rob Nicholson plans to apologize for sending a cheque for one cent to the mother of deceased soldier Cpl. Justin Stark. Nicholson, speaking in the House of Commons, said his staff has […]
MLB plans to “stimulate” fans
Major League Baseball has unveiled a pilot program to improve the fan experience at games this season by offering high-quality amphetamines at the turnstile. Fans will be able to choose from a variety of amphetamines […]
Massachusetts court rules “upskirt” photos are legal
Prosecutors are calling for changes to the law after a Massachusetts high court ruled Mar. 5 that secretly taking photographs under a woman’s skirt is legal. The Supreme Judicial Court ruled that the practice of […]
Vancouver Canucks in shambles after Luongo drama
ANALYSIS The credits finally rolled on the 22 month-long soap opera involving goaltender Roberto Luongo when the Vancouver Canucks traded him to the Florida Panthers Mar.4. The entire drama was an example of poor player management. […]
“Ooooh, Canada!” : adult cable channels not Canadian enough
In a strange if not laughable ruling, the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) announced Mar. 6 that certain Canadian porn channels are not Canadian enough. AOV, an adult movie company based out of Toronto, […]